TEST FORM 00-LOW

LOWIQ INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENT

promising.

WHY THINK
WHEN AI CAN?

A THINK FOR MYSELF

B LEARN MATH

C READ SOMETHING

D ASK AI

CURRENT IQ47

AI ASSISTED IQ9000*

*brain not included

THINKING ABILITY

60%

plug it in → LOWIQ mascot outsourcing its brain to an AI computer

BRAIN
OPTIONAL

SUPPLEMENTAL EXAM

CAN YOU OUTSOURCE THIS?

IQ: 100

01

2 + 2 =

02

CAPITAL OF FRANCE =

03

WRITE ONE SENTENCE =

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU ARE FUTURE READY.

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LESSON 02 / ATTENDANCE: TECHNICALLY

SCHOOL IS DEPRECATED

WELCOME TO SCHOOL 2.0

YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW IT.
YOU JUST NEED TO PROMPT IT.

TODAY'S LESSON PLAN

MATH: → ASK AI
ESSAY: → ASK AI
HISTORY: → SUMMARIZE AI
CODING: → GENERATE AI
MEMORY: → SEARCH AI
CRITICAL THINKING: → OPTIONAL

PASSED BY AINO HUMAN
UNDERSTANDING
REQUIRED

AI teaching LOWIQ students in a classroom

THIS CERTIFIES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

CERTIFICATE OF
COGNITIVE OUTSOURCING

NAME: YOU

MAJOR: PROMPTING

MINOR: NOT KNOWING SHIT

AI
✓

LOWIQ students going through a cognitive factory

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DEVICE MIGRATION / USER: HUMAN

OUTSOURCE YOUR BRAIN

YOUR BRAIN IS NOW
A LEGACY DEVICE.

Upgrade to external intelligence.

HUMAN BRAIN

Storageforgets things
Speeddistracted
Mathbad
Batterycoffee
Updatesslow
Confidenceundeserved

VS

AI BRAIN

Storagecloud
Speedinstant
Mathprobably
Batterydatacenter
Updatesevery week
Confidencealso undeserved

STEP 1REMOVE THINKING

→

STEP 2CONNECT NVIDIA

→

STEP 3ASK AI

→

STEP 4PRETEND YOU KNEW IT

LOWIQ brains networked into an AI chip — FIG. 1 — COGNITION, NOW WITH CABLES

AI chips being handed out to LOWIQ people — FREE UPGRADE*

LOWIQ crowd worshipping a graphics card — *COMPREHENSION SOLD SEPARATELY

COGNITIVE LOAD OFFLOADED SUCCESSFULLYNO THOUGHTS DETECTED

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DIRECTORY / MEMES / UNEDUCATIONAL

LOWIQ STICKER LAB

LOWIQ PROPAGANDA KIT

TAKE ONE. LOSE A FEW POINTS.

/lowiq/stickers/final_final_REAL2/

FOR XDOWNLOAD

FOR TELEGRAMDOWNLOAD

FOR GROUPCHATSDOWNLOAD

FOR BAD DECISIONSDOWNLOAD

DRAG THESE AROUND →USE THESE ~~RESPONSIBLY.~~
USE THESE EVERYWHERE.

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FINAL EXAM / DO NOT TURN OVER

OFFICIAL RESULTS

YOUR RESULTS ARE IN.

FINAL CLASSIFICATIONLOW IQCONGRATULATIONS.

MEMORY12%

MATHASKED AI

WRITINGGENERATED

CODINGCOPIED